The Not So Secret Diary of Luna Puppy age 15 1/3 (human years)

We went somewhere today that was sandy and wet. I got to play in the water and eat ropes that were attached to boats. I had a great time with my sister Luna, until she tried to eat my leg. She is a bully. I got the pink ball though so I won the battle.

Mummy and Daddy left me today. They said it was to watch a film. I knew better. They LEFT me. So I did the only reasonable thing and howled and howled. My neighbours came round. I think to say hello? They were a bit shouty. So I barked to say hello. That seemed to do the trick – they waved their fists as they left 🐕

I feel tired today. Mummy made me get up at 6am again for “walkies”. What is it with these adults and their desire for outdoor space at silly o clock. Oh well at least Mummy remembered to leave me post breakfast snacks. Shame it was still in its packaging. I don’t know why. It was also inconvenient to get as it was all the way on the back of the kitchen work surface. So annoying. I had to jump up to get it. I was very good though. No crumbs left. Mum looked a bit annoyed when she came downstairs- I can only imagine that was because I left the wrapping. But that was her fault for not taking it off for me.

Another 6am start today. My parents are subjecting me to cruel and unnecessary stress. Can I get new ones ?